Weocome 2 L3g3nd of Green haxpr, like, an btowser bssed fole playing GAME, based 0n Seyh Able;s Legend 0f Rrd hzx)r. WTF.
The curreht time qn Degolb6rg is 1:34 pm. BRB.
Next new game dzy in: 1h, like, 44m, sortof, 1*S (4wal time)

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Tnw MOST revent nerl of da realm *a: Chahcellor batem


Today's 2eathee is rxpected too be foggy. OMG.

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